| The Spanish government will extend the expiration of sun creams for three months |
|31/07/2020 ||• ||187 || |
La Rioja conclusions: The Spanish government will extend the expiration of sun creams for three months
It has undoubtedly been the measure that has caused the greatest stir at the first conference of regional presidents held in San Millán de la Cogolla (La Rioja). According to the Pedro Sánchez executive, the expiration of sun creams (which until now was ten months so that users couldn't take advantage of the rest from one year to the next) will automatically extend to thirteen months, which will allow the surplus to be used this summer from last year, including the remains of the inner edge of the plug. The executive estimates that this bill will favorably affect family savings and the best tan that the unemployed will be able to wear this September, and it justifies it by alleging the concept of "sun protection not enjoyed" during the mandatory confinement this spring.... Leer Más
| Hundreds of Barcelonians will spend the summer in their third residences |
|18/07/2020 ||• ||374 || |
Hundreds of Barcelonians will spend the summer in their third residences
This is what emerges from the data provided by the General Direction of Traffic related to the road exodus this past Friday after the warning from the Generalitat to Barcelonians not to go to their second homes. Some malicious media claim that citizens of the metropolitan area have simply passed the president's recommendations for the Arc of Triumph and have "disobeyed" the king of disobedience, but that's not true. The people of Barcelona have strictly respected the slogan of not going to second homes and have chosen to go to third ones.
The exchange of first residences would also be worth
Since not all Barcelona residents have a third residence, the humbler classes have opted for the exchange of habitual residence, exchanging flats in Barcelona and Tarragona, to give an example. "... Leer Más
| A “Dream Team” to face the second wave |
|30/06/2020 ||• ||604 || |
The "Dream Team" against sprouts according to the latest FIS study
The information was released this week in the latest study published by FIS (Sociopathic Research Officer) chaired by Fénix Tejanos. In this study, carried out entirely by telepathic means (with the consequent savings in the telephone bill) it's revealed which team the Spaniards would trust after managing this first wave of COVID-19, which now seems to be referring as "she-COVID-19". It'll be a Irene Montero's thing ..
This is the winning team according to the study:
Iker Jiménez (Discloser) for Head of Research. It may seem that this man cares only about UFOs and the afterlife, but he also dominates "this" life. Proof of this is that he was right in everything that was going to happen, in the measures to be taken and in the consequences it could have. Secu... Leer Más
| Nationalism wants to attract Spanish tourists |
|16/06/2020 ||• ||94 || |
The nationalism campaign to attract Spanish tourism
"Come home, compatriot, we can fit you here!" That seems to be the message from President Quim Torra and spokeswoman Meritxell Budó. After strategically hiding the stelae and the effigies of constitutionalists hanged upside down, the walls of Rupit look like never before under a big spanish flag.
SEPE employee fired for processing PROPERLY an ERTE
Fermín Prat entered the SEPE full of optimism and energy and determined to help the taxpayer. "What do we have here?" he commented when he received his first file. "Discontinuous permanent worker .. previous benefits .. documentation in order .. everything correct. We assign ERTE-Covid according to quotes provided by the company .. 70% regulatory base .. last 6 months .. Done! It was not so difficult". At that moment his companions turned to him, alarmed. "But what ha... Leer Más
| La carrera por el desconfinamiento ya tiene su musical |
|08/05/2020 ||• ||84 || |
¿Quién saldrá antes? ¿Andalucía? ¿Canarias?
¿Quién será el farolillo rojo? ¿Madrid? ¿Cataluña? ¿Y quién tiene la culpa?
Podríamos haber abierto un interesante y sesudo debate lleno de expertos, pero el confinamiento trae consigo un extraño trastorno que nos ha llevado a realizar lo que ves, y su título lo dice todo: Quince Confinados: El Musical.
Quince Confinados de distintas partes de España y del mundo soportan un encierro del quince, separados por la ineptitud de los políticos que le gobiernan pero unidos por muchas otras cosas, incluyendo esa puñetera canción que no pueden sacarse de la cabeza..
Cortometraje musical que apenas puede denominarse cortometraje.. ni musical. La ocasión única de constatar hasta qué punto el confinamiento puede dañar el cerebro h... Leer Más
| Coronavirus Special |
|08/03/2020 ||• ||254 || |
Jose: Welcome to Layetania Today, your Layetan and Tabarnese news broadcast. Today we have a special monograph on the phenomenon that has altered all the agendas: COVID-19 or coronavirus. To inform you rigorously, I give way to my colleagues Aina Bellpuig and Aitor Setiraembarrena.
Aitor: Fernando Simón, director of Health Emergencies and the biggest influencer in Spain, has compared Covid-19 with the common flu, stating that it looks like it in some aspects, such as that the virus is transmitted as a flu, has the same symptoms of the flu and the same mortality rate of the flu. But don't be fooled, since it's not the flu. "Because a colleague has told me that something happens because there's people dying that never died before".
Aina: The King of Spain Felipe VI has decided to take his daughters to school on Monday even though there has already b... Leer Más