PDECAT doo doo doo doo doo doo

José A. Ruiz 30/01/2020 94
Baby Shark and the PDECAT crisis
Welcome to Layetania Today, the news space that began a year ago as Tabarnia Today. I'm José Antonio Ruiz and today I feel like remembering the first title, chapter 2, article 14 of the Spanish constitution, where it says verbatim that all Spaniards are equal before the law, without any discrimination based on birth, race, sex, religion, opinion or any other personal or social condition or circumstance. Therefore, I congratulate from here the LGTBI collective that has celebrated these days in sitges the gay pride 2019. Because the Spanish flag, like the Catalan one, is red and yellow, but all the colors fit in them.
 
Separatist Santi Spotify has defended the children of immigrants who have converted to separatism. In his words: 'His parents were brave people who arrived empty-handed to give a better life to their children, and they, with work and humility, have managed to adapt to the homeland.'
 
Gabriel Rufián says he is not a Nationalist or an independentist, and throws the following question. What is being independentist? A dream? An illusion? Well, independence is just a dream, and dreams, dreams they are.
 
New statements from Santi Spotify: 'Forget what I said before. I already knew that we couldn't trust that damn lazy 'quinqui', son of Spanish settlers who came to invade us...'
 
Warning to the population regarding the phenomenon 'Baby Shark doo doo do do do do' as it's exceptionally addictive. Developed in South Korea as a children's song, once you've heard it, it gets into your head, and even if you hate it with your whole soul, you can't take it away. I repeat: Turn off the radio as soon as you hear anything that looks like
 
'Baby Shark doo doo do do do do'
'Baby Shark doo doo do do do do'
'Baby Shark doo doo do do do do'
'Baby Shark'
 
Quim Torra, answering the questions on TV3 from the journalist García Melero, regarding that independence has never had a majority of votes, has said he refuses to believe it. The presenter has shown him the numbers, but the president has stated verbatim: 'The numbers can deceive you. Some other 'indepe' has to surface. Search, search that I had to be. I refuse to believe otherwise. I refuse, I refuse and I refuse! '
 
Faced with the disastrous electoral results of the PDECAT, which has fallen in councilors in all the major Catalan municipalities, the campaign leader of the portconvergent party has confirmed the failure of the ¡LA CRIDA! and has developed a new campaign to attract new affiliates and voters. We go on to exclusively broadcast the new campaign.
 
'Pe-De-Cat doo doo do do do do'
'Pe-De-Cat doo doo do do do do'
'Pe-De-Cat doo doo do do do do'
'Pe-De-Cat'
'Puig-De-Mon doo doo do do do do'
'Puig-De-Mon doo doo do do do do'
'Puig-De-Mon doo doo do do do do'
'Puig-De-Mon'
'Three-Per-Cent doo doo do do do do do'
 
Ep! This topic is not for today!
 
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