The anti-fascists

José A. Ruiz 03/11/2019 383
Torra and Fuigdelmón agree by videoconference how to defeat "fascism" in Catalonia
Greetings and welcome to "Encuentros en la Tercera Frase". The program that brings you the information that nobody else can get. I'm Jose Antonio Ruiz and today I bring you a story of courage and resistance. Two leaders of a brave people fighting fascism.
 
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- How are you, "presidentdelegat" Torra?
- Very well, "presidentlegítim" FuigDelMon!
- Do we have ready the measures to stop fascism in Catalonia?
- Yes, "presidentlegítim"! Spain is a "Fascit Estate"!
- Very good, Torra! Very good! Let's see ... let's review. How are the preparations for the country strike going?
- Good. We believe that most of the Generalitat officials will support it.
- Sure .. Paying them on strike day .. but I want full follow-up. People should not go to work.
- But people are already tired of strikes.
- Well, cut the roads! You understand me? And send pickets! Let's do a big mess! We can't allow the fascists to win. Do you have your commandos ready?
- Yes, "presidentlegítim".
- Well, get to it. Put Sastre in charge.  He understands these things.
- Yes Boss!
- Has there been any reaction from the Spanish government?
- Not at all.  The police measure their forces a lot and the commandos have to provoke them. And Sanchez says that everything is under control.
- But the city is burning!
- Well, in the government they say that Barcelona is safe to walk around.
- I don't know what we have to do anymore! Do they want us to take down a helicopter?
- I'll talk to someone.
- So there's no repression? No reaction? Anything?
- Well, since Civil Society they have set up a pro Spain demonstration for 27. They want to fill the Passeig de Gracia on Sunday.
- Those fascists! The same day as ours?
- No, ours is for 26.
- Both in a row!
- And in the same street, sir.
- Is there a danger that their demonstration will be bigger than ours? When I saw the one from two years ago I took the Pyrenees without looking back.
- The urban guard will say they are less, sir. I have already spoken with Ada.
- But there will be pictures! You have to make sure they are really less.
- I don't know how! They want to do like us and send buses from all corners of the country.
- We can't allow that!
- I'll talk to the Commandos to cut the roads.
- And block the train tracks! And let's occupy Sants Station!
- I don't think it's necessary, "presidentlegítim". They only come from Madrid by coach.
- Yes .. And from Girona?
- How do you say?
- Think, Torra, think! Two years ago multitudes of Catalans came by train from Girona, Lleida and Tarragona. Pay attention to me, Let's also occupy the tracks.
- Couldn't you?  You know what I mean..
- I get you, Torra.  Agreed. Surimi Democratic will take care.
- Thank you, "presidentlegítim".
- This is a big setback. We can't allow back to normality. If the government doesn't repress us, what are we going to complain about?
- And what can we do?
- Let's close the universities indefinitely! And the high schools too! There will be no peace while fascism and repression last! That no young man can study until the nation arrives!
- We have no people for that!
- Call the teachers! They'll tell students what they have to do. Tell them to offer logistical support, unique evaluation, free time.. Whatever they want! Ah! And that they mount barricades in the entrances. Let no one study!
- Perfect.
- What's next?
- The elections, presidentlegítim!
- It's true .. How are the polls going!
- It's impossible to know. They are so manipulated that we have lost the original data.
- But could the fascists win?
- I don't know ... I don't know, Mr. President. There are many Catalans pissed off at how we left the streets.
- Well, I'll talk to Surimi Democrátic. Let's boycott the elections!
- Do you think that's democratic?
- Who cares? Stop fascism!
- Yes, Mr. President. Well, that's it.
- No, dear Torra. It's not all. The opposition is questioning our actions in the Parliament! I'll activate the "Assamblea de Carrecs Electes".
- Fantastic! Thus we'll not have opposition or be subject to any law.
- You see? Now everything is there. Come on. List the points we are going to follow to stop fascism.
- Right away. Let's see: We'll cut streets to force people to strike, we'll sabotage the roads and train tracks to prevent a democratic demonstration, we'll prevent young people from going to study, we'll boycott an electoral process and create a parallel government without legal control or opposition.
- Perfect, Torra, perfect. Thus we'll defeat fascism!
- How lucky that we are not the fascists! Right boss?
- "Això ni ho pensis", Torra. Don't even think about it.
- Of course not, great leader Fuigdelmont.
- Long live Catalunya!
- Visca!
- Visca, Torra!
- Lliure!
- Oops! That didn't sound good ..
 
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That's all for today. As you can see, fascism is a terrible enemy to defend against. The problem is that sometimes fascism is not where the finger points, but on the finger that points. Don't be fooled. See you, as always, in upcoming "Encuentros en la Tercera Frase"